We live in a society in which it is normal to be sick; and sick to be abnormal.

I have written much about many good places. But the best places of all, I have never mentioned.

Where all pretend to be thinking alike, it's likely that no one is thinking at all.

Let us praise the noble turkey vulture: No one envies him; he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and noble height.

The feminists have a legitimate grievance. But so does everyone else.

Generally speaking, it's a matter of only mild intellectual interest to me whether the earth goes around the sun or the sun goes around the earth. In fact, I don't care a rat's ass either way.

We spend more time working for our labor-saving machines than they do working for us.