Beware of the man who has no enemies.

What's the difference between the Lone Ranger and God? There really is a Lone Ranger.

How can I be so evil? It ain't easy.

Baseball serves as a good model for democracy in action: Every player is equally important and each has a chance to be a hero.

A true libertarian supports free enterprise, opposes big business; supports local self-government, opposes the nation-state; supports the National Rifle Association, opposes the Pentagon.

A rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged lawn mowers.

Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.