Books are like eggs -- best when fresh.

Music clouds the intellect but clarifies the heart.

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about.

Let us praise the noble turkey vulture: No one envies him; he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and noble height.

When the philosopher's argument becomes tedious, complicated, and opaque, it is usually a sign that he is attempting to prove as true to the intellect what is plainly false to common sense.

Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many opportunities to reflect at leisure upon the situation on the field: This is what a fan loves most about the game

The earth is real. Only a fool, milking his cow, denies the cow's reality.