And if the computer gives you any back talk, pour some well-sugared office coffee into its evil little silicon brain.

Humility is a virtue when you have no other.

When I hear the word 'culture', I reach for my checkbook.

Truth is always the enemy of power. And power the enemy of truth.

The gurus come from the sickliest nation on earth to tell us how to live. And we pay them for it.

We need the possibility of escape as surely as we need hope.

Reincarnation? There is such a thing. What could be more Mozartian than the Nutcracker Suite?