And if the computer gives you any back talk, pour some well-sugared office coffee into its evil little silicon brain.

Most academic economists know nothing of economy. In fact, they know little of anything.

Nothing can excel a few days in jail for giving a young man or woman a quick education in the basis of industrial society.

Girls: I never wanted them all. Just all the ones I wanted.

A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.

Mayonnaise, like hollandaise, was invented by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish. Beware the sauce! Where food comes beslobbered with an elegant slime you may well suspect the integrity of the basic ingredients.

Why do I write? I write to entertain my friends and to exasperate our enemies. To unfold the folded lie, to record to truth of our time, and, of course, to promote esthetic bliss.