Epitaphs for a gravestone: 'Please: no hooliganism'; or 'Es prohibe se hace agua aqui'; or 'No comment'.

To be everywhere at once is to be nowhere forever, if you ask me.

Walking takes longer... than any other known form of locomotion except crawling. Thus it stretches time and prolongs life. Life is already too short to waste on speed.

I was once invited to take part in a heroic, possibly fatal enterprise, but I declined, mainly on account of sloth.

The best argument for Christianity is the Gregorian chant. Listening to that music, one can believe anything -- while the music lasts.

James Joyce buried himself in his great work. _Finnegan's Wake_ is his monument and his tombstone. A dead end.

Books are like eggs -- best when fresh.