From the point of view of a tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm.

Money confers the power to command the labor of others. Love of money is love of power. And love of power is the root of evil.

Preacher to me: 'A dollar for the Lord, brother?' Me to preacher: 'That's all right, I'm headed his way. I'll give it to him when I see him.'

My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers.

In everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. A different race.

How long does it take to write a good book? All of the years that you've lived.

For women, the sexual act is a means to a higher end. For a man, it is an end in itself.