Vice is nice, but a little virtue won't hurt you.

I feel that I am doing the minimum amount of damage to other possibilities that may take place in a reader's head.

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.

Books, Cats, Life is Good.

...my least favorite actress of all time, Helena Bonham Carter. I find her lack of a neck very off-putting and especially her acting.

Not everything in life can be interpreted metaphorically; that's because things fall out on the way.

My favorite journey is looking out the window.