Not everything in life can be interpreted metaphorically; that's because things fall out on the way.

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.

This is the theory… that anything that is art… is presumably about some certain thing, but is really always about something else, and it’s no good having one without the other, because if you just have the something it is boring and if you just have the something else it’s irritating.

Vice is nice, but a little virtue won't hurt you.

...my least favorite actress of all time, Helena Bonham Carter. I find her lack of a neck very off-putting and especially her acting.

There are so many things we've been brought up to believe that it takes you an awfully long time to realize that they aren't you.

God knows, there's enough to worry about without worrying about worrying about things.