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Edward LearThere was an old man of Orleans, Who was given to eating of beans; Till once out of sport, he swallowed a quart, That dyspeptic old man of Orleans.
Edward LearThere was an Old Person of Brussels, Who lived upon Brandy and Mussels; When he rushed through the town, he knocked most people down, Which distressed all the people of Brussels.
Edward LearThey went to sea in a sieve, they did; In a sieve they went to sea; In spite of all their friends could say.
Edward Lear