It doesn't matter what you do, so long as you don't frighten the horses.

I thought everyone must know that a short jacket is always worn with a silk hat at a private view in the morning.

I don't mind praying to the Eternal Father, but I must be the only man in the country afflicted with an eternal mother.

There are no frictions between us, there is only rivalry.

Wine is not only a drinking: it is sniffing, observing, tasting, or sipping at and... talking about

You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.

No, I shall not give in. I shall go on. I shall work to the end.