The Labour Party is being led by a woman but she has not been elected to anything. She is the lady who makes the breakfast in the Kinnock household.

One man's priority is another man's extravagence.

I won't claim the workhouses didn't have their problems, but they were set up by people who cared.

There's no smoke without mud being flung around.

If someone asks for a soft drink at a party, we no longer think he is a wimp.

My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife.

Small, short-sighted, blonde, barbed - she reminds me of a bright little hedgehog.