I don't think there's any thrill in the world like doing work you're good at.

This age thing is all up to you. It's like happiness is up to you. You just have to understand what it is before you get it.

New York is like a disco, but without the music

I have not had any of that surgical stuff. I am too curious to find out exactly how I progress every day of my life naturally. That is what fascinates me.

I don't think I'm gonna die tomorrow or even two weeks from now, or even ever. I just don't know - who the hell knows what's gonna happen to them? Nobody! Isn't that comforting? Nobody has a clue. I like that we don't know. And I like that it's somebody else's decision, not mine.

This is a time in my life where I'm gonna behave like an elegant human being. Or not.

Woody Allen is a better actor than anybody from the Actors Studio, and he can be anybody he says he is.