Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them.

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.

An executive is one who makes an immediate decision and is sometimes right

God looked upon His work and saw that it was good. That is where the clergy take issue with him.

Tragedy and comedy are simply questions of value; a little misfit in life makes us laugh; a great one is tragedy and cause for expression of grief.

Love, we say, is life; but love without hope and faith is agonizing death.

I will gladly lecture for fifty dollars, but I'll not be a guest for less than a hundred.