God looked upon His work and saw that it was good. That is where the clergy take issue with him.

The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.

A poor man who eats too much, as contradistinguished from a gourmand, who is a rich man who ''lives well.''

Be yourself and think for yourself, and while your conclusions may not be infallible they will be nearer right than the inclusions forced upon you by those who have a personal interest in keeping you in ignorance.

History: gossip well told.

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success.

All wages are based primarily on productive power. Anything else would be charity.