Politicians regard the public as a cow to be milked
Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares
I have noticed that youngsters given to the climbing habit usually do something when they grow up
Time is an eternal guest that banquets on our ideals and bodies.
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.