Folks who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do

History: gossip well told.

Happiness is a habit—cultivate it.

Love is not really blind- the bandage is never so tight but that it can peep.

Meanness is more in half-doing than in omitting acts of generosity.

If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares