Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

Don't lose faith in humanity; think of all the people in the United States who have never played you a single nasty trick.

The finest friendships are between those who can do without each other.

The man who has no problems is out of the game.

When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and evils - then sprites, fairies, dryads, naiads, witches, ghosts and goblins, for your imagination is reeling, riotous, drunk, afloat on the flotsam of superstition. What you know then doesn't count. You just believe, and the more your believe the more do you plume yourself that fear and faith are superior to science and seeing.

Fences are made for those who cannot fly.