Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.

When trouble comes, wise men take to their work; weak men take to the woods.

The fool is not the man who merely does foolish things. The fool is the man who does not know enough to cash in on his foolishness.

Of all the mental and physical polluters of life, nothing exercises such a poisonous effect as fear.

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.