We are not punished for our sins, but by them.

Some men can get results if kindly encouraged, but give me the kind that do things in spite of hell.

The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

Woman's inaptitude for reasoning has not prevented her from arriving at truth; nor has man's ability to reason prevented him from floundering in absurdity.

Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it

The finest friendships are between those who can do without each other.