Logic is one thing and commonsense another.

Thoroughness characterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains. All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinite painstaking, even to the minutest detail.

The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they love inertia.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory.

We never ask God to forgive anybody except when we haven't.

God looked upon His work and saw that it was good. That is where the clergy take issue with him.