All wages are based primarily on productive power. Anything else would be charity.
Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant - the digitalis of failure.
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Enthusiasm is like having two right hands.
Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods.