The happiness of this life depends less on what befalls you than the way in which you take it.
The art of winning in business is in working hard - not taking things too seriously.
The new definition of a heathen is a man who has never played baseball.
Natural joy brings no headaches and no heartaches.
Respectability is the dickey on the bosom of civilization.
Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.