Logic is one thing and commonsense another.
Wealth: A cunning device of Fate whereby men are made captive, and burdened with responsibilites from which only Death can file their fetters.
The new definition of a heathen is a man who has never played baseball.
Progress needs the brakeman, but the brakeman should not spend all his time putting on the brakes.
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
Imitation is the sincerest form of insult.