God is good, there is no devil but fear.
In order to have friends, you must first be one.
Real life is in love, laughter, and work.
A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
I would rather be able to appreciate things I can not have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.