A school should not be a preparation for life. A school should be life.

Failure -- The man who can tell others what to do and how to do it, but never does it himself.

Faith is the effort to believe what your common sense tells you is not true.

Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.

Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.

The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.

Every man who speaks out loud and clear is tinting the "Zeitgeist." Every man who expresses what he honestly thinks is true is changing the Spirit of the Times. Thinkers help other people to think, for they formulate what others are thinking. No person writes or thinks alone--thought is in the air, but its expression is necessary to create a tangible Spirit of the Times.