A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in the experience.

Life is a paradox. Every truth has its counterpart which contradicts it; and every philosopher supplies the logic his own undoing.

Life is a compromise between fate and free will.

A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.

Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.

Man's greatest blunder has been in trying to make peace with the skies instead of making peace with his neighbors

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.