In God's great vaudeville, Mother is the headliner.

Fences are made for those who cannot fly.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

No man should dogmatize except on the subject of theology. Here he can take his stand, and by throwing the burden of proof on the opposition, he is invincible. We have to die to find out whether he is right.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

Opportunities for education should be within the reach of every individual, not for the lucky few.

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before.