Heaven: The Coney Island of the Christian imagination.

God is good, there is no devil but fear.

The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it.

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary

The great man is not so great as folks think, and the dull man is not quite so stupid as he seems. The difference in our estimates of men lies in the fact that one individual is able to get his goods into the show-window, and the other is not aware that he has any show-window or any goods.

You had better be a round peg in a square hole than a square peg in a square hole. The latter is in for life, while the first is only an indeterminate sentence.

The man who has no problems is out of the game.