Pessimist: One who has been intimately acquainted with an Optimist.

I wish to live without hate, whim, jealousy, envy, and fear. I wish to be simple, honest, frank, natural . . to face any obstacle and meet every difficulty unabashed and unafraid.

If you work for a man, in Heavens name work for him! If he pays you wages that supply your bread and butter, work for him, stand by him, and stand by the institution he represents.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

Freedom cannot be bestowed - it must be achieved.

I believe in salvation through economic, social, and spiritual freedom.