Pessimist: One who has been intimately acquainted with an Optimist.

What people need and what they want may be very different.

I have no perfect panacea for human ills. And even if I had I would not attempt to present a system of philosophy between the soup and fish.

This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

If it was woman who put man out of Paradise, it is still woman, and woman only, who can lead him back.