Conformists die, but heretics live forever.

If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband, is unworthy of the name of wife.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.

One thing is sure, there are just two respectable ways to die. One is of old age, and the other is by accident.

Reversing your treatment of the man you have wronged is better than asking his forgiveness.