Give us a religion that will help us to live - we can die without assistance.

The product of the head, heart and hand is a thing to be loved.

Some men can get results if kindly encouraged, but give me the kind that do things in spite of hell.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Theology is an attempt to explain a subject by men who do not understand it. The intent is not to tell the truth but to satisfy the questioner.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Meanness is more in half-doing than in omitting acts of generosity.