I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.

With 'Hostel II' I thought I had a very, very strong female audience so I'm going to make a movie that's going to appeal to them. The guys will love it, they'll have their moments. But there'll be a lot more male nudity in this one. I have a lot of sausage in this one!

I have control issues. For sure, no question.

I love historical movies. I want to make a violent medieval epic.

It's just assumed that a horror sequel is going to be bad. It's never going to be as good as the first one.

'Troll 2' is one of the rare sequels where you don't have to waste time watching the first one, since the films have absolutely nothing to do with one another.

I have so many different projects, I hear voices in my head - the characters talking all at once - and I have to write to make them stop.