Horror movies are the best date movies. There's no wondering , 'When do I put my arm around her?'

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

With 'Hostel II' I thought I had a very, very strong female audience so I'm going to make a movie that's going to appeal to them. The guys will love it, they'll have their moments. But there'll be a lot more male nudity in this one. I have a lot of sausage in this one!

Borat shows American stereotypes of Eastern Europe but it's an accurate depiction of what a certain type of American is. They think they can buy and sell these girls and then they get bought and sold.

I have the infinite galaxy from '2001 as my screensaver - so if I space out while I'm writing and it goes to screensaver, I can just stare off into the stars.

If I don't come home covered head to toe in fake blood then I haven't done my job as a horror director.

I like movies like 'Mother's Day', where you watch it, and you've liked it for years as a horror movie.