Horror movies are the best date movies. There's no wondering , 'When do I put my arm around her?'

One of the great joys of life, now that you can afford a nice suit, is getting one for free. That's why I like to do press tours - I always say making movies is just an excuse to get free clothing.

The point of the first one was that it was about guys being lured by sex and the stereotypes... I always say it's like a horror version of Borat. Borat's not an accurate depiction of Khazakstan, it's an accurate depiction of America. That's what Hostel is.

I have so many different projects, I hear voices in my head - the characters talking all at once - and I have to write to make them stop.

When you're making a television show, it's about the story and arc of the show rather than any particular episode or director.

You know, the best thing you can say about a horror film is, 'Don't see it.'

I can think of endless horrible things to do to people!