Life is a series of avoiding horrible situations until ultimately you're dead. That's how I feel about things.

I think in life we get very caught up in the minutia and, unfortunately, it generally takes some sort of tragedy in your life to put things in perspective.

I've realized that I can't multitask in the writing department; I can only kind of do one thing at a time.

The point of the first one was that it was about guys being lured by sex and the stereotypes... I always say it's like a horror version of Borat. Borat's not an accurate depiction of Khazakstan, it's an accurate depiction of America. That's what Hostel is.

I always say that no matter what the torture is, or the tool is, first of all it's nothing worse than what's been done already and that wasn't done by the church and the state for over a period of 250 years during the European witch trials.

When I go see an R-rated horror movie, I want lots of violence.

I can think of endless horrible things to do to people!