If you don’t sign up your kids for cryonics then you are a lousy parent.

I ask the fundamental question of rationality: Why do you believe what you believe? What do you think you know and how do you think you know it?

- Every time someone cries out in prayer and I can't answer, I feel guilty about not being God. - That doesn't sound good. - I understand that I have a problem, and I know what I need to do to solve it, all right? I'm working on it. Of course, Harry hadn't said what the solution was. The solution, obviously, was to hurry up and become God.

Remember, if you succeed in everything you try in life, you're living below your full potential and you should take up more difficult or daring things.

Okay, so either (a) I just teleported somewhere else entirely (b) they can fold space like no one's business or (c) they are simply ignoring all the rules.

If you are equally good at explaining any outcome, you have zero knowledge.

I only want power so I can get books.