I'm wondering if there's a spell to make lightning flash in the background whenever I make an ominous resolution.

Reality has been around since long before you showed up. Don't go calling it nasty names like 'bizarre' or 'incredible'. The universe was propagating complex amplitudes through configuration space for ten billion years before life ever emerged on Earth. Quantum physics is not 'weird'. You are weird.

Existential depression has always annoyed me; it is one of the world's most pointless forms of suffering.

- Every time someone cries out in prayer and I can't answer, I feel guilty about not being God. - That doesn't sound good. - I understand that I have a problem, and I know what I need to do to solve it, all right? I'm working on it. Of course, Harry hadn't said what the solution was. The solution, obviously, was to hurry up and become God.

I'm wondering if there's a spell to make lightning flash in the background whenever I make an ominous resolution.

Boys," said Hermione Granger, "should not be allowed to love girls without asking them first! This is true in a number of ways and especially when it comes to gluing people to the ceiling!

There's something in science like the shine of the Patronus Charm, driving back all sorts of darkness and madness.