You know, one thing I've learned in my time on this earth Be careful what you wish for.

So not even death can stop my mother from seeking the annihilation of her own flesh and blood.

What do Judy Garland and Lady Gaga have in common?

I'm Elijah. You've heard of me?

Let's have the type of night where it's 5 a.m. and one of us has definitely punched someone who's been on a Disney Channel show.

All your nights can't be food nights though

People are so prejudiced against bisexuals. It's like the only group of people you can still make fun of. Bisexuals ... and Germans. And I happen to be both of them.