Welcome to Hollywood, a land just off the coast of planet Earth. I am never quite certain if I am visiting the zoo, or if I'm one of the animals in a cage.

To define a man: he must be a creature who makes me feel that I am a woman.

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

Whatever will bring in the most money will happen.

Passionate jealousy is not a good foster-parent for prudence.

No matter what he does, one always forgives him. It does not depend upon looks, either – although this actual person is abominably good-looking – it does not depend upon intelligence or character or – anything – as you say, it is just it.

Welcome to Hollywood, a land just off the coast of planet Earth. I am never quite certain if I am visiting the zoo, or if I'm one of the animals in a cage.