In a world of disorder and disaster and fraud, sometimes only beauty can be trusted.

Maybe it's just me but I would suspect that a man trying to impress a woman would be more likely to bring out the steak - "I killed this for you, now I'm grilling it for you."

I have a rigid self-accountability. You have to work hard.

Om Namah Shivaya, meaning, I honor the divinity that resides within me.

There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.

Let me ask you something, in all the years that you have undressed in front of a gentleman has he ever asked you to leave? Has he ever walked out and left? No? It’s because he doesn’t care! He’s in a room with a naked girl, he just won the lottery

I think I deserve something beautiful.