There's nothing special about your fear.

Oh my God, baby, you are in so much trouble.

I went to Shea Stadium and used the men's room. Terrifying. There was this little kid looking at me through the crack [in the stall]. and I was like, "If you tell anyone what you've seen..."

There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.

Beauty is not required. Beauty is accuracy's distraction.

There are always two figures in a marriage, two votes, two conflicting sets of decisions, desires and limitations.

Every few years, I think, 'Maybe now I'm finally smart enough or sophisticated enough to understand 'Ulysses.'' So I pick it up and try it again. And by page 10, as always, I'm like, 'What the hell?'