Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

You can butcher the sheep only once. But if you are careful, you can shear the sheep every year.

So when modern-day religious conservatives wax nostalgic about how marriage is a sacred tradition that reaches back into history for thousands of uninterrupted years, they are absolutely correct, but in only one respect-only if they happen to be talking about Judaism.

My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you

There is a reason they call God a presence - because God is right here, right now. In the present is the only place to find Him, and now is the only time.

I was perfectly happy in my boring life before you came along.

My restlessness makes me a far better day-to-day traveler than he will ever be. I am infinitely curious and almost infinitely patient with mishaps, discomforts, and minor disasters. So I can go anywhere on the planet—that’s not a problem. The problem is that I just can’t live anywhere on the planet.