Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit.

That's your friend. My husband is my best friend. He's not the mirror that holds up my flaws. He's just the guy who's like, 'I think you're terrific'... It's just simple, showing up for each other.

Nobody's really paying that much attention to your massive personal dramas.

I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings toward your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed my name to Motherfucker."

Marriage is not a game for the young.

Mostly you meet friends when traveling by accident, like by sitting next to them on the train, or in a restaurant, or in a holding cell.

Love renders all of our plans and all of our hopes a gamble.