If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule.

There is a sound reason why one and a half billion dollars are spent for cosmetics in your country every year, and only half that sum for education: There are no naturally pretty girls in the United States.

If you are the type who truly longs to be a Southern Belle at all times, regardless of taking twice the space available in bus, subway or elsewhere, you had best remove yourself to a large estate replete with servants.

If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule.

If one is willing to have children, rhythm is probably the best method of contraception.

After marriage, all things change. And one of them better be you.

Fashion is that horrid little man with an evil eye who tells you that your last winter's coat may be in perfect physical condition, but you can't wear it. You can't wear it because it has a belt and this year 'we are not showing belts.