I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.

I have two older sisters; I'm the youngest.

Right now, my daughter's just rolling her eyes at everything I do; I'm just an embarrassment.

I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.

My oldest step-son wants to direct or produce. As far as being an actor, I've already told them they have to wait until they're 18; I won't take them to auditions.

If you're middle aged... where're you going to go to meet someone? You're not going to go to a bar, you're not going to go to a night club; and there are the museums.

It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers.