I've never had an acting lesson. I've never been given techniques. Everything I've done is invented. I just sort of found out [how to do it].

You can't cry on a diamond's shoulder, and diamonds won't keep you warm at night, but they're sure fun when the sun shines.

Seems like we always spend the best part of our time just saying goodbye.

I don't love acting; I love chocolate.

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.

When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.

I find vocabulary to be a great drawback.