You can always avert throwing yourself in front of an oncoming train. There is something that just pulls you away - and it has pulled me away, because I'm not dead yet - just at the brink of impact. Sometimes I have been really grazed by that train.

Money is the best deodorant.

I, along with the critics, have never taken myself very seriously.

Every breath you take today should be with someone else in mind.

I want it all quickly 'cause I don't want God to stop and think and wonder if I'm getting more than my share.

When you're older, you'll appreciate the advantages of sleeping alone.

Michael Jackson is one of the most normal people I know.