I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

Judaism had absolutely nothing to do with my past marriage to Mike [Todd] or my upcoming marriage to Eddie Fisher, both of whom were Jewish. It was something I had wanted to do for a long time.

The most sensible thing to do to people you hate is to drink their brandy.

I really don't remember much about Cleopatra. There were a lot of other things going on.

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

I use my fame now when I want to help a cause or other people.

People who know me well, call me Elizabeth. I dislike Liz.