You can't choose between right and wrong by taking a census.

You can't cry on a diamond's shoulder, and diamonds won't keep you warm at night, but they're sure fun when the sun shines.

I know I'm vulgar, but would you have me any other way?

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

I'm not worried about dying. I consult with God, my maker. And I don't have a lot of problems to work out. I'm pretty squared anyway.

I've come through things that would have felled an ox. That fills me with optimism, not just for myself but for our particular species.

I don't love acting; I love chocolate.