You can't choose between right and wrong by taking a census.

I adore wearing gems, but not because they are mine. You can't possess radiance, you can only admire it.

When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.

Sometimes I think we know too much about our idols and that spoils the dream.

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Maggie the cat is alive. I'm alive.