Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.
I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities.
I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit
My forties are the best time I have ever gone through.
When I'm not with the one I love, I love the one I'm with.
When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.