I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

All I see in the mirror every morning is a face that needs washing.

I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get.

I feel like 45. I don't look bad for someone my age, with my history of illnesses and operations and all those anesthetics. When they knock you out, it gives you time to catch up on your beauty sleep.

I never tried to act until A Place in the Sun.

I know I'm vulgar, but would you have me any other way?