You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended to philosophical heights.

But then I never had to worry about a crash landing because I never even took off.

I don't think it matters how many parents you've got, as long as those who are around make their presence a good one.

How can you hide from what never goes away? --Heraclitus

I am sick of the girl who cries 'wolf' all the time. Even though not one of those cries was ever a false alarm

It is so hard to learn to put sadness in perspective so hard to understand that it is a feeling that comes in degrees, it can be a candle burning gently and harmlessly in your home, or it can be a full-fledged forest fire that destroy almost everything and is controlled by almost nothing. It can also be so much in-between

I am fortunate to have been well paid for an almost pathological honesty.