A Problem Is really just a solution in need of a reason to exist.
Coyotes hunt in packs, and so do assholes.
Love is for children and dimwads.
Was the fun in the fall?
Happiness, you see, its just an illusion of Fate, a heavenly sleight of hand designed to make you believe in fairy tales. But there's no happily ever after. You'll only find happy endings in books. Some books.
You gotta be crazy to open your windows, invite the demons in.